do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing
man fuck the thing
for those few sad people who do not know
i give you
the thing
FYI: NEVER tell a girl, “Hey sweetie, how about a smile?” For all you know, her mouth is filled with bees.
